Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices
10. Santa Claus
9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.
8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .
7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.
6. Svengali
5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).
4. Tonya Harding
3. Jay Leno
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