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Otokichi

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  1. The Four Stooges, aka McCain/Palin, Obama/Biden. Name you favorite village idiot.
  2. Granted. But you'll need a shovel to find, let alone ride your not-exactly-new Schwinn 3-speed. I wish that Hurricanes could be steered to places where they're needed to end droughts, etc.
  3. "Indigenous Nations" performed by Barefoot Natives. :guitar:
  4. Hmm, sounds like a techno Blues piece, something like "The Imperfect Fit Blues" by The Skynet Fabricators. (T1000 Records) 5.769/9.0218
  5. KFTR: Serving the most dangerous filet of Dino descendant. (Now it can be told: The T-Rex tasted "finger lickin' good"!)
  6. True. (After all, the "Dog Days of Summer" are panting on everybody.) Eek! Draw the drapes! You sleep in the Raw!
  7. Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist: 10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul . 9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world. 8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again. 7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout." 6. 5. 4. 3 2. 1.
  8. Granted. But don't those "coffee beans" they made your coffee out of look like rabbit pellets? I wish there was a gourmet market for Zebra mussels, which clog up waterworks on the Grest Lakes.
  9. Alive. Seen 4 times a day at various showrooms in Las Vegas. (Just kidding, according the the comics, dead using the facilities some time ago.) Jimmie Walker ("JJ" of "Good Times")
  10. Japan Name a country you'd like to visit, but the State Department won't allow it.
  11. "You're The Only One" performed by Butch Helemano.
  12. Granted. You lucky dog, you broke into a German currency storage facility and are now a Zimbabwe Dollar Trillionaire! If you can drag enough bales to a UK paper recycling company, they'll give you one Pound Sterling for it. I wish Jellyfish were as good to eat as fin fish, now that they're taking over warmer seas.
  13. Musical taste "defines personality" - Reuters LONDON (Reuters Life!) - Fans of classical music and jazz are creative, pop lovers are hardworking and, despite the stereotypes, heavy metal listeners are gentle, creative types who are at ease with themselves. So says Professor Adrian North of Scotland's Heriot-Watt University who has been studying the links between people's personalities and their choice of music. "People often define their sense of identity through their musical taste, wearing particular clothes, going to certain pubs, and using certain types of slang," North said. "It's not surprising that personality should also be related to musical preference." In what North said was the largest study ever conducted into individuals' musical preference and character, researchers asked 36,518 people from around the world to rate how much they liked 104 different musical styles before taking a personality test. "Researchers have been showing for decades that fans of rock and rap are rebellious, and that fans of opera are wealthy and well-educated," North said. "But this is the first time that research has shown that personality links to liking for a wide range of musical styles." The study concluded that jazz and classical music fans are creative with good self-esteem, although the former are much more outgoing whereas the latter are shy. Country and western fans were found to be hardworking and shy; rap fans are outgoing and indie lovers lack self-esteem and are not very gentle. Those who like soul music can take heart as the research concluded they are creative, outgoing, gentle, at ease with themselves and have a high self-esteem. And if you've ever wondered why people driving expensive sports cars often have music blaring from their vehicle, North could have an explanation. Those who choose to listen to exciting, punchy music are more likely to be in a higher earning bracket, he says, while those who go for relaxing sounds tend to be lower down the pay scale. North is still looking for volunteers to take part in the research. http://www.peopleintomusic.com/
  14. "Love The One You're With" performed by The Isley Brothers.
  15. Granted. McCain concedes that he's "GWB II" and Palin is "A distaff Cheney," as they drill everywhere, deploy any uniformed service, and enrage the Muslims by offering the visiting Saudi King some BBQ Pork Ribs. I wish for a gallon of unleaded at less than $4.25 per.
  16. A 45RPM single of "The Horse" by Cliff Nobles & Co. (I thought it was something else!)
  17. "When You Wish Upon A Star" performed by Amy Hanaiali'i
  18. Rasslin' with the Devil at Jehovah's Arena Don King
  19. Granted. Your voice mesmerizes women...until they see the Jabba-like body and Yoda-like face that time has stamped upon you. I wish for another "Indiana Jones" movie before Harrison Ford dies of natural causes.
  20. Granted. The sun isn't rising, huge cracks are appearing in the world, rivers are receding, clocks are stopped, and Michael Jackson is at the door, selling time shares. I wish for "interesting times" to try to live through.
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