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Crazy Don

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  1. "The Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag" by Country Joe & the Fish.

    The chorus goes like this:

    And it's one, two, three

    What are we fighting for?

    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn

    The next stop is Vietnam

    And it's five, six, seven

    Open up the pearly gates

    Oh, I ain't got time to wonder why

    Whoopee, I'm a-gonna die?

  2. This has got to be the worst of all?

    TRANSFUSION

    Nervous Norvus

    ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Tooling down the hightway doing 79

    I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine

    Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    I'm just a solid mess of contusions

    Never never never gonna speed again

    Slip the blood to me Bud

    I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine

    I gotta make a date with that chick of mine

    I cross the center line man you gotta make time-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions

    Never never never gonna speed again

    Shoot the juice to me Bruce

    My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead

    But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head

    I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion

    Never never never gonna speed again

    Pass the crimson to me Jimson

    I took a little drink and I'm feelin right

    I can fly right over everything everything in sight

    There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion

    I'ma never never never gonna speed again

    Pass the claret to me Barrett

    A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day

    Oh when you see me coming better start to pray

    I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion

    I'm never never never gonna speed again

    Pump the fluid in me Louie

    I'm burning up the highway early this morn

    I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn

    Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn-

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

    Transfusion transfusion

    Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution

    I'm never never never gonna speed again

    Put a gallon in me Alan

    Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes

    Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses

    So rememmber to slow down today

    Hey daddy-o

    Make that type O huh

    Atta-boy

    (scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

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