Crazy Don

B. J. Thomas. Cherish: The Association or David Cassidy? (Forty lashes with a wet noodle for saying either "Kool & the Gang" or "Madonna"!)

The Motels Just a Girl

Janis Ian Miracles

Bay City Rollers The Rain, the Park & Other Things

Nancy! I Heard It Through the Grapevine: Gladys Knight & the Pips or Marvin Gaye?

"The Mummer's Song" by Loreena McKennitt. Too long, and boring to boot…

The Archies Takin' Care of Business

Anything originally written by Dylan and recorded by others is better than the original Dylan version. For example, "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix kicks the original Dylan version's butt any day!

When Will I Be Loved / Linda Ronstadt 1974. Original Everly Brothers 1960. You Better Run / Pat Benatar 1980. Original Young Rascals 1967. Baby It's You / Smith 1969. Original Shirelles 1962.

Styx She'd Rather Be with Me

Outlaws The Great Pretender

Beatles. Same question, but the choices are The Beatles or Elton John?

Of course there's always "Oye Como Va" by Santana…

Undercover Angel of the Morning (Undercover Angel--Alan O'Day)+(Angel of the Morning--Merrilee Rush)

Harold Melvin. Venus: The Shocking Blue or Bananarama? (And don't say "Frankie Avalon"!)

Johnny Rivers. I'm a Man: Spencer Davis Group or Chicago?

Bee Gees (never heard Eric Burdon's version) I Think We're Alone Now: Tommy James & the Shondells or Tiffany?

Get Back on the Chain Gang (Get Back--The Beatles)+(Back on the Chain Gang--Pretenders)

Harpers Bizarre Ah! Leah

Nirvana Jackie Blue

Heart It's Your Thing

Frampton. The Loco-Motion: Little Eva, Grand Funk Railroad or Kylie Minogue? (You have three choices here!)

Speaking of country music, you have to consider: All the Gold in California--Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers

Janis. Handy Man: Jimmy Jones or James Taylor?

AC/DC. (It would sound weird in bluegrass…) Baby It's You: The Shirelles or Smith?