Uncle Joe

Red Rubber Ball-Simon and Garfunkel as Tom And Jerry 1965(When I learned to play guitar this was the first song I sang...I guess it was my cover) Cupid-The Spinners 1980 Lookin' For A Love-J Geils Band 1971

and police stations

And don't have a freakin' cow

of Kleenex tissues

of dignity and

1-Come Running - Van Morrison (1970) 2-Wrap It Up - Sam & Dave (1968) 3-Laughter in the Rain - Neil Sedaka (1974) 4-Good Lovin' Gone Bad - Bad Company (1975) 5-Tears on My Pillow - Little Anthony and the Imperials (1958) 6-Aladdin Sane - David Bowie (1973) 7-Last Train to London - Electric Light Orchestra (1979) 8-Call the Doctor - J.J.Cale (1972) 9-Traveling Shoes - Tom Jones (2012) 10-Lay Down - Strawbs (1972)

outside of Congress

a horse's ass

and horse, Oatis

when it comes

When ideas run low (real low) we can do a Special K....all songs or artists must begin with the letter K.

fellow with small

and boiled patatas

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thank the man

Top Ten Signs That The Boss Is Getting Ready To Fire You 10. Your parking space is now a small tomato patch 9. There's a post-it note on your cubicle that says, "Don't even bother taking off your coat." 8. You're denied access to your office building. 7. When you visit his wife, there's a post-it note on his side of the bed saying "Don't Even Think About It". 6. Suddenly, everything is in writing. 5. Bruce starts auditioning new drummers. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Hi Lis...long time no see. Hope you can visit more regularly now.

Please, make it Bruce B. Bruce.

1-Whatcha Gonna Do-Pablo Cruise (1977) 2-Here Comes Yet Another Day-The Kinks (1972) 3-You're The One-The Vogues (1965) 4-Love Me Like A Man - Bonnie Raitt (1972) 5-Nashville Cats - The Lovin' Spoonful (1968) 6-I Can't Stand It - Eric Clapton (1981) 7-Rock N Roll Doctor - Little Feat (1981) 8-How Can I be Sure - Young Rascals (1967) 9-Down In the Boondocks - Billy Joe Royal (1965) 10-All Mixed Up - The Cars (1978)

to your Aunt Fred

roach, ant and

Name the Top Ten Things you like best about spring (if we ever have one)... 10- Baseball! 9- Elephants in the room. 8- Longer days and NBA Playoffs! 7- March Madness! 6- Cookouts! 5- Curbside service at the Ranchwagon 4- Nightime races at the drag strip 3- Bass!...BIGASS BASS! 2- Girls in short shorts (or bigbass ass!) 1-

...and NO POOFTERS!

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