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Fast-Debrid

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  1. Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

    10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

    9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

    8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

    7. Beats wearing clothes.

    6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

    5. Two words...Sexual Predator.

    4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig.

    3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit!

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  2. try using a lot of alarm clocks...seriously! Be it a literal alarm clock, your phone, the TV...everything noisy.

    Put your phone in vibrate mode and place it near your head.

    That's what I did. Now, I easily wake up to it. Hope this helps.:)

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