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Heimann47

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  1. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener...
  2. Wait, you're not implying that there is some form of sexual overtone in your posts, are you? That would be gross...
  3. Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  4. Selkies: The Endless Obsession - Between The Buried And Me Name your favorite song that doesn't have any type of solo.
  5. Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  6. Perversion is currently conflicting with everything I learned in anatomy class...
  7. Nobody has noticed. At all. And no, you haven't just made them painfully clear.
  8. I just noticed that I misspelled the name of this thread... anoybody instead of anybody... oops
  9. Something's not right here... 1. Marc's date of registration was in 2004, but this topic was started in 1970.(?) 2. Marc is also 42, but this topic was started in 1970, meaning he was 2 years old when he posted it... If that's the case, then you must have been a wonder-child, Marc. Aside from that, I didn't even know this site was around in 1970...
  10. Bands who have had a member die while still active. Allman Brothers B C Drowning Pool E F G H I Jimi Hendrix Experience K Led Zeppelin M Nirvana O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
  11. That totally didn't even cross my mind when I posted that.........
  12. It was a few hours ago. The next poster is dreading going back to work tomorrow.
  13. Top Ten things that make you step back and think 'what?' 10. Lil Wayne's inside-the-lip tattoo. 9. "And so I choose as my running mate...Sarah Palin". 8. Whaddaya mean there's no shutoff valve!? 7. Them civilians ain't cool enough to read "Rolling Stone"! 6. The rantings of Boomhauer. 5. Some Twit Texas Congressman apologizing to BP. 4. Press any key..."Where's the any key?" 3. 'Anarchy Rules !' 2. The gross flavors of jelly beans in the Jelly Belly "Bean Boozled" set. 1. This.
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