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  13. Random Lyrics

    in Music Discussion

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    Another keen social commentary from everyone's favourite Brummie garage poet.

    "The Irony of It All" - The Streets

    [Drinker]

    Hello, Hello

    My name's Terry and I'm a law-abider

    There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer

    And when the weekend's here

    I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight

    Good bloke fairly

    But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny

    Bounce 'em round like bunnies

    I'm likely to cause mischief

    Good clean grief you must believe

    And I ain't no thief, law-abiding and all, all legal

    And who cares about my liver when it feels good?

    What you need is some real manhood

    Rasher, Rasher, burning cash up

    Putting people's backs up

    Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder

    I down eight pints and run all over the place

    Spit in the face of an officer

    See if that bothers ya

    'Cause I never broke a law in my life

    Some day I'm gonna settle down with a wife

    Come on lads let's have another fight

    [Marijuana Smoker]

    Um, Hello

    My name's Tim and I'm a criminal

    In the eyes of society I need to be in jail

    For the choice of herbs I inhale

    This ain't no wholesale operation

    Just a few eighths and some Playstation's my vocation

    I pose a threat to the nation

    And down at the station the police hold no patience

    Let's talk space and time

    I like to get deep sometimes

    And think about Einstein and Carl Jung

    And old Kung Fu movies I like to see

    Pass the hydrator please

    Yeah, I'm floating on thin air

    Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there

    'Cause I take pride in my hobby

    Home-made bongs using my engineering degree

    "Dear leaders, please legalize weed for these reasons."

    [Drinker]

    Like I was saying to him

    I told him, "F*** with me and you won't live."

    So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling

    Bada Bada Bing

    For the lad's like, mad fight

    His face a sad sight, Vodka and Snake Bite

    Going on like a right geez

    He's a t***!

    Shouldn't have looked at me like that

    Anyway, I'm an upstanding citizen

    If a war came along I'd be on the front line with 'em

    Can't stand crime either, them hooligans on heroin

    Drugs and criminals

    Those thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society

    I've got all the anger pent up inside of me

    [Marijuana Smoker]

    You know, I don't see why I should be the criminal

    How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal?

    And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol?

    I just completed Gran Turismo on the hardest setting

    We pose no threat on my setee

    Ooh the pizza's here, will someone let him in please?

    We didn't order chicken

    Not a problem, we'll pick it out

    I doubt they meant to mess us about

    After all we're all adults, not louts

    As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people

    We're not the ones out there causing trouble

    We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters

    Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is

    MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning

    Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

    [Drinker]

    Causing trouble?!

    Your stinking rabble boys

    Saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it

    You're on drugs

    It really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug

    Just for getting drunk

    I like getting drunk

    'Cause I'm an upstanding citizen

    If a war came along I'd be on the front line with 'em

    [Marijuana Smoker]

    Now Terry, you're repeating yourself

    But that's okay, drunk people can't help that

    A chemical reaction happening inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying

    [Drinker]

    What?

    I know exactly what I'm saying

    I'm perfectly sane

    You stinking student lame-o

    Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes

    [Marijuana Smoker]

    Um, well actually according to research

    Government funding for further education pales in insignificance

    When compared to how much they spend on repairing leery drunk people at the weekend

    In casualty wards all over the land

    [Drinker]

    Why you cheeky little swine, come here!

    I'm gonna batter ya!

    Come here!

  15. Need help with R.E.M. song

    in Questions and Answers

    Posted

    A long shot since "morning" isn't really in the chorus and I don't know if this was released as a single but "Parakeet" - REM

    You wake up in the morning

    And fall out of your bed

    Mean cats eat parakeets

    And this one's nearly dead

    You dearly wish the wind would shift

    And greasy windows slide

    Open for the parakket

    Who's colored bitter lime

    Open the window

    To lift into a dream

    Baby, baby

    You can barely breathe

    A broken wrist

    An accident

    You know that something's wrong

    You fold the leavings of your past

    No one knows you've gone

    The sunspot flares of the early

    Nineties light up your wings

    And scan the shortwave radio

    It's tracking outer rings

    Open the window

    To lift into a dream

    Baby, baby

    You can start to breathe

    The tectonic dispatcher shifts

    To smooth the ocean floor

    And flattens out to warmer winde

    Of Brisbane's sunny shore

    Where buddhas tend to mending wrists

    A tea made from the leaves

    Of eucalyptus fragances

    And coriander seeds

    You wake up in the morning

    To warm Pacific breeze

    Where mean cats chew on licorice

    And cannot climb the trees

  23. New Top Ten List Game

    in Fun & Games

    Posted

    10 Automobiles (American or Foreign made)

    10. Porsche 911 GT

    9. Triumph Spitfire

    8. Rick-shaw powered by MiamiSammy after drinking 5 Red Bulls and popping Ritalin.

    7. Jaguar XKE

    6. 1963 Corvette Stingray

    5. 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air

    4. Mindcrime's 1977 AMC Gremlin

    3. 1963 Aston Martin DB5

    2.

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