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Don't forget Brittney... Where would the world's gutter press be without her column inches?

I wouldn't want the US as a neighbour for the simple reason that a large sector of the population would cross the border to enjoy our social security and free healthcare... We have 'issues' at the moment with immigration - the UK is the destination of choice for much of eastern europe's migrant population for those very reasons. Its an indicator of a civilised society I guess, but one that forces hundreds of thousands of English people to emigrate each year...

That cat reminds me of the Soviet tank-destroying dogs of WWII. They were trained to find food beneath tanks. The poor pooches were sent to chase German tanks in the hope of a meal with explosives strapped to their backs and a trip-switch in an upright position so when the mutt ran beneath the tank, the switch hit the underside and KABOOMMMM!

I finally got to see 'Withnail and I' last night. IMO without a doubt one of the greats of British cinema blending 12-skin splifs, washing-up, a fat old queen and monologues to wolves in the zoo... How I survived without seeing this film for 20 years I do not know. Heartily recommended!

I have a double garage and my own office now, which compensate for the building-site we currently exist in... who'd have thought it'd take 2 months to fit a figgin' kitchen!!! My dream is to have a day to myself with no work, house-stuff, kids etc... but that looks as likely as Derby winning the Premier League... I have developed a taste for the early albums of Bob Dylan, and at least they sooth my tortured soul a tad...

They let him out again then? lol

Its great to be missed! Thanks folks. Life has been far too busy recently for internet play - a house move, college course and a new business to name but three 'distractions'... What's been happening here - any tasty gossip?

Thanks folks! Yep, unfortunately another year older and far less wiser...

No, 'tis the real McCoy... Life is busy at the moment so my visits will be infrequent unfortunately... To prove its me and not some imposter - I hear its melon season in the South again!

Evenin' folks! Just popping by for a peek...