Rayzor

Puzzled, he could only muster "What?" "I said I'm not calling anyone. Well, that is to say, I may not call anyone. It depends on if you can satisfy my curious nature." As she said this his state of bewilderment only grew. "I'm sorry, ma'am. I don't..." he tried to find the words, but came up empty. "It's simple," she bagan, "I'll ask you some questions and all you have to do is be honest with your answers." He tried this new twist on for size and it seemed that as tight it may feel, the price was right, "What would you like to know?" She looked out the kitchen window to the sight of the sun only hours from its peak. "You mentioned the police are after you. Why?" He was taken aback by the woman's sudden change of tone. "You cut straight to it, don't you?" "Yes, I do. Answer me honestly." Her new razor-like tongue was frightening. "I didn't do anything bad, if that's what you're asking. It's kind of long and boring." "Fair enough," her voice had softened again, "How about telling me that boring story?"

Oy vey, poor Elena. Time for the condo in Florida!

Anna Quayle L E

to go skiing

or we just need a lobotamy

You have enough posts Edna! I did miss The Big One. I joined about a year (or so) later & people were still talking about it! :badcomp:

"No, you didn't hurt me." she replied, "I was just scared." "That's good. I was scared, too. Still am, to be honest." He looked at her, expecting to see her rush for the phone. She simply stared at him seemingly trying to fit the pieces together. "Uh, okay. I'm sorry again for all this. I'll go and you can call the police. Just give me a bit of a head start. It probably won't matter much since they're already trying to find me." As he neared the back door she asked "Why do they want you? Do you break into houses every day?" He stopped. Stood a moment, then turned, head dropping, "This is actually the first one." Lifting his head, with a partial grin he remarked "I guess I'm not very good at it." She couldn't help but chuckle. Her tormentor was hardly capable of a simple break and enter. She doubted highly that he could be of any physical threat. Seeing her enjoyment of his inept criminal abilities only widened his grin. Still smiling she told him "I'm not calling the police. You don't need to run yet."

then into The Little Spanish Flea

Tanya Kelly (author) R V

Then came the

What was found in RonJon's underwear? Chocolate bunny

rhino

I actually don't mind that. More like FFB with only weekly maintenance

Merci, ma chère Hélène!! :inlove:

Good to hear, Lucky-licious!

that happened while we were taking a pee

cuz he's weird

Walking With A Ghost - Tegan and Sara (2005) Shimmer - Fuel (1998) Love Is Easy - Badfinger (1974) Links would be greatly appreciated! Although a couple may be difficult...

Lola's legs were a hairy mess

lifting her short dress

in their bags

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to ease the

to that fattening temptress

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