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Sadly it's not subtitled "The Uncle Joe Story"

This is the CD I made on the very off chance I will ever need a wedding CD We've Only Just Begun--The Carpenters In My Life--The Beatles * Longer--Dan Fogleberg Wouldn't It Be Nice--The Beach Boys Today I Met the Boy I'm Gonna Marry--Darlene Love You Are the Sunshine of My Life--Stevie Wonder Love Is All Around--The Troggs Oh My Love--John Lennon God Only Knows--Joss Stone * When I Need You-Leo Sayer If Not For You--Bob Dylan Just the Way You Are--Billy Joel Going to the Chapel--The Dixie Cups Dance With Me--Orleans Yellow--Coldplay Just Between You and Me--April Wine This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)--Natalie Cole Overjoyed--Stevie Wonder Never My Love--The Association Love--John Lennon Ice Cream--Sarah McLachlan Thank You--Led Zeppelin You Are So Beautiful--Joe Cocker You're My Best Friend--Queen * Indicates pure childhood nostalgia A good place to check for songs is iTunes; they have lists of songs for every occasion-weddings, barbecues, you name it, they probably have a list. Also, think of some movies about weddings and look at their soundtracks.

Almost Famous Napoleon Dynamite Forrest Gump Harold and Maude Pretty in Pink The Goodbye Girl Grease A Hard Day's Night Pride and Prejudice Chicago Singing in the Rain Big Fish Pee-Wee's Big Adventure The Never Ending Story Anchorman

Andie in Pretty in Pink Alison in The Breakfast Club Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice (Keira Knightly version) Jo March in Little Women (June Allyson version) Jenna Rink in 13 Going on 30 and , just to gender bend, Harold in Harold and Maude

Real-Mr. Costello launching into "Radio Radio." Show Created-Mike Myers as Mick, and Mick as Keith doing Point/Counter Point James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub B O C Behind the music-"When I'm through with you, you'll all be wearing gold plated diapers!" and any time Will Ferrell imitated Neil Diamond-"I can turn invisible if I really try!"

David Sedaris-Dress Your Family in Courduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and Naked.

Phil, you come into the store where I work almost every day, but you barely say any thing, so I never know what to say to you and when I you do talk to me, I get so caught off guard I end up saying something stupid. I like you Phil; I like you a lot and sometimes you act like you like me too. SO, are you ever going to get off your @$$ and prove to me you like me? It's not easy for me to talk to you, since I feel like I can't breath when I look at you. I hate the fact that this makes me feel like I'm in 7th grade. I am 31 years old Phil. I have waited a loooong time for some one and I would like that some one to be you. I can deal with things if you don't like me, but I can't move on until you give me some sort of hint. Hate me, like me, just pick one dammit! Oh, and lay off the snuff. It's a disgusting habit and you are too good looking to loose your jaw to mouth cancer.