If we're going to bring Alice Cooper into the mix, I have to recommend How You Gonna see Me Now?
Dear darling, surprised to hear from me?
Bet you're sitting drinking coffee,
Yawning sleepily.
Just to let you know
I'm gonna be home soon.
I'm kinda awkward and afraid.
Time has changed your point of view.
How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly, babe,
'Cause I know I let you down
In, oh, so many ways.
How you gonna see me now
Since we've been on our own?
Are you gonna love the man
When the man gets home?
Listen, darling, now I'm heading for the west.
Straightened out my head,
But my old heart is still a mess.
Yes, I'm worried honey.
Guess that's natural though.
It's like I'm waiting for a welcome sign
Like a hobo in the snow.
How you gonna see me now?
Please, don't see me ugly, babe,
'Cause I know I let you down
In, oh, so many ways.
How you gonna see me now
Since we've been on our own?
Are you gonna love the man
When the man gets home?
And just like the first time,
We're just strangers again.
I might have grown out of style
In the place I've been.
And just like the first time,
I'll be shaking inside.
When I walk in the door,
There'll be no place to hide.
How you gonna see me now?
Please, dont see me ugly, babe,
'Cause I feel like I let you down
In, oh, so many ways.