Top Ten Reasons You Didn't Make A New Year's Resolution This Year
10. Because last year I resolved to lose 10 pounds, and instead I gained 30.
9. Not making a resolution is the easiest one to keep I've made.
8. I don't like wasting my own time.
7. I'm still working on my resolutions set back in 1999.
6. I still can't think of any that I would want to do.
5. I keep putting things off. Maybe next year...
4. I choose to work on them anytime of the year, not just wait until New Years.
3. My Dad always told me, "Son, no one likes a quitter."
2. Because I'm practically perfect in every way!
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