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  1. Very nice work, my friend. Wistful in its thought provoking descriptions.
  2. Ah, on my wife's mailing list are you?
  3. Not surprised you saw it coming. The joke may have been based upon a bad acid trip you once had.
  4. Yes. Yes, you are. Bad. Bad. Bad! Your only course of atonement is to volunteer with the S.A. to be a kettle bell ringer for them. (If you get bored doing so, just glance occasionally at your iPhone for messages.)
  5. Happy Birthday, Ben. Hoe you are feeling better in enough time to enjoy your day.
  6. A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men in ragged clothes on the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "I have to eat grass." "Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us too." The second man, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it, friend. You'll really love my house. I'd guess the lawn hasn't been mowed in over a month!"
  7. Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. Credit Card Bills 1. You glance at your January-mounted refrigerator-magnetized list of 'Things to get done in 2013" _______________________________ Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  8. Grrr… Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  9. Green Bay without Aaron Rogers is like... 10. a thirsty man with no tongue. 9. State Farm Insurance without their Discount Double Check guy. 8. A Wrangler Jeans commercial without Brett Favre. 7. Having weed and no rolling papers. 6. A Chinese Fire Drill 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  10. Last time I was in the states, Miami Sammy calls to say he has a killer jigsaw puzzle and would I help him put it together. I say. 'Sure, what's it supposed to be?' He says according to the picture on the box it's a rooster. I go over, he meets me at the door and is all excited about putting the puzzle together. Says he's already spread the pieces on the kitchen table and is ready to get started. We sit down and he asks me, 'Where do we start?' So I say, 'Why don't you light up another doobie, while I put all these Corn Flakes back in the box and then we'll rent a movie.'
  11. What is the working title for the latest Obama biography? Michael, row the boat ashore.
  12. A Perfect Rocker Influential beyond agenda. Talented beyond manipulation. RIP
  13. The NFL's Washington Redskins are changing their name because of all the hatred toward, and violent hostility associated with, their name. From now on they will simply be called the Redskins.
  14. We all understand, Sam. You probably initially read the thread as wishes for "Narc."
  15. 1. The Supernatural - John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers (great!) 2. Sailing - Sutherland Brothers 3. Hey Darling - The Spencer Davis Group 4. Drinking Wine – Electric Flag 5. Now That the Buffalo's Gone - Buffy Sainte-Marie 6. So Lonely - The Hollies 7. No Face, No Name, No Number – Traffic 8. When I Was A Young Boy - Savoy Brown 9. Her Darkest Hour - Rare Bird 10. That's What Makes A Man - Vanilla Fudge Some cool album cuts and some new stuff for me here, Dap. Thanks for sharing.
  16. Well then, go ahead. Have a birthday. Hope it's a great one, Kenne!
  17. Good ideas, well presented. My only thought is on something i mentioned to you before. In the first two stanzas, there are 4 "the" articles preceding significant nouns. If you replaced each of those with a creatively descriptive adjective, this piece could have even more impact. I like the immediacy in this, Ray.
  18. Thanks, Brad. Italian, huh? No wonder I couldn't find anything.
  19. I think the tile is a German word, something like "Aul De La" One of the lines "(sic) Aul de la, and when the cloud lifted, there you were." Anyone remember this song or know how to spell the title? Thanks in advance.
  20. 1. Baker Street – Foo Fighters 2. End Of The Road – Boyz II Men 3. Say It Right – Nelly Furtado 4. Caribbean Queen – Billy Ocean 5. Until I Fall Away – Gin Blossoms 6. A Face In The Crowd – Tom Petty 7. Nobody Knows – Tony Rich Project 8. I Can't Wait – Nu Shooz 9. You Belong To The City – Glenn Frey 10. I Don't Wanna Be – Gavin Degraw Very nice.
  21. Tom Clancy; 1947-2013 The hunt for Red October is complete.
  22. Wonderful, Wonderful - Johnny Mathis Sugar, Sugar - The Archies Please Please me - The Beatles Corrina Corrina - Bob Dylan New York, New York - Frank Sinatra Over and Over - Wilson Phillips
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