The Jokes Thread - Relaunched in Random Thoughts Posted September 20, 2015 · Report reply Eight-year-old Mohammad had just moved to Ireland and entered his classroom on the first day of school."What's your name?" asked the teacher."Mohammad," he replied."You're in Ireland now," curtly replied the no-nonesense teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Frankie."Mohammad returned home after school."How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked."My name is no longer Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Frankie.""What?" she said. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.Later, she recalled this activity to his father, who also beat him.The next day when Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all of his bruises."What happened to you, Frankie?" she asked."Well, shortly after becoming Irish I was attacked by two Arabs."