Jump to content

Kevin

Members
  • Posts

    9229
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by Kevin

  1. 1. Love The Way You Lie 2. Empire State of Mind 3. No Excuses 4. Let Me Be There 5. I Think Im Paranoid 6. You're 16 7. You Got To Loose 8. Interstate Love Song 9. Chicken Train 10. Same Old Saturday Night
  2. The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned bread was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it more healthful. The popular beverage 7-Up was originally a version of a "lithiated" patent medicine, containing small amounts of lithium. An irony here is that it was introduced to the U.S. markets during the 1930s — the height of the Great Depression. Queen Elizabeth II has a silver hood ornament of St. George (the patron saint of England) slaying the dragon placed on any car in which she is traveling. The thumb is such a major player in the human body that it has a special section, separate from the area that controls the fingers, reserved for it in the brain. The classic metal tokens that roam the streets of Atlantic City in the game Monopoly were not part of the original game. When Monopoly was first introduced, it didn't include any game pieces, only suggestions that players use household items like buttons and pennies. The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia because one of its stars was a pig.
  3. Good for her; Blur has had their day anyway and are as contemporarily relevant as Duran Duran -likely less so . If they can't hold a few extra seconds/minute for someone who just matched Grammy Award excellence , then they are messed up . Personally ,I'd like to see all these award shows nixed from television , anyway -they are just ...dull . I flip the bird at drivers who pi$$ me off just as easily ... .The lack of guns in Japan and the difficulty of stabbing a fellow driver are what I count on .
  4. A "criticaster" is an incompetent, inferior critic. Without using precision instruments, Eratosthenes measured the radius of Earth in the third century B.C., and came within 1 percent of the value determined by today's technology. A car's instrument panel is called a dashboard. The term dates back to horse-and-buggy days when dashing horses kicked up mud, splashing the passengers riding behind them. The dashboard was devised to protect them. About 93 percent of households in Denmark consume wine, the highest consumption of all countries. French homes follow with about 85 percent.
  5. Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  6. That'll be quite the documentary you can make , RJ . "I was Kinda near there ... The Whitney Houston Funeral " ... Showtime will likely bite , or the History channel ... it's no Zapruder film , but it will likely sell to someone ... " 3 houses overtop of the one in frame , the late ,great Whitney's hearse is passing ....silence now ... only groundhogs are barking.... for the blood the mere mortals ..arrrrgh ! ...."
  7. Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. Jerry Sandusky 1. We are all thinking it ... Hitler's stinking corpse --------- Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  8. So , you are saying it kinda sucked ,too , eh ?
  9. Carl ; I'm wondering if there are other songs that use this card theme in the TITLE. The only others in my instant recall are: Laurie and MC dork out again ...lol
  10. Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. 1.
  11. Listening to New Order is just as cool as they were 30 years ago .The music is timeless -Beatlesque , perhaps .
  12. Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. 3. 2. 1.
  13. Hey ,if i didn't strike you as funny and sucked ... then it sucked. Im with you you man . It was mildly amusing ,but certainly not the comedy opus of our time . Say , just what IS the comedy opus of our time , anyway ... ?!?!
  14. I thought they gave you salt pills in that home you are being kept in now... no ? I'll make some calls otherwise .
  15. Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club. 1. Amazing! 8 months pregnant , honey , and I don't even see any difference . Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  16. A recent study conducted by the Shyness Clinic in Menlo Park, California, revealed that almost 90 percent of Americans label themselves as shy. (?!?!?! ) Sheep will not drink from running water. Hence, the line in the Twenty-third Psalm: "He leadeth me beside the still waters." Jayne Mansfield decorated her "Pink Palace" by writing to 1,500 furniture and building suppliers and asking for free samples. She told the donors they could then brag that their goods were in her outlandish mansion. The pitch worked, and Jayne received over $150,000 worth of free merchandise. On his way home to visit his parents, a Harvard student fell between two railroad cars at the station in Jersey City, New Jersey, and was rescued by an actor on his way to visit a sister in Philadelphia. The student was Robert Lincoln, heading for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The actor was Edwin Booth, the brother of the man who a few weeks later would murder the student's father.
  17. "Empire State of Mind" -Jay-Z/Alicia Keys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8 "Love the Way You Lie " -Eminem featuring Rhianna
  18. 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  19. The primary purpose of growing rice in flooded paddies is to drown the weeds surrounding the young seedlings — rice can, in fact, be grown in drained areas. Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States. In South America, it would be rude not to ask a man about his wife and children. In most Arab countries, it would be rude to do so. Studies show that 45.5 percent of all murders occur as the direct result of arguments, notably arguments between family members and friends.
  20. Normally ,I don't think much of anything Rayzor has to say , but I will acknowledge he's right on the money this time .... :rock:
  21. 1. Glass Onion 2. Disorder 3. When The Whip Comes Down 4. Uncle Albert /Admiral Halsey 5. Walk 6. Set Fire To The Rain 7. Fast Train 8. Just One Look 9. Don't Call Us 10. Lil Miss Strange
  22. A rainbow can be seen only in the morning or late afternoon. It is a phenomenon that can occur only when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon. Only one person walked with Mozart's coffin from the church to the cemetery for its burial in an unmarked pauper's grave. Humphrey Bogart's ashes are in an urn that also contains a small gold whistle. Lauren Bacall had the whistle inscribed "If you need anything, just whistle" – the words she spoke to him in their first film together, To Have and Have Not.
  23. Granted -and within a week PS4 comes out which is WAY better in every sense , and leaves you muttering in discontent at your new piece of 'junk '. I wish my wife would use this stupid Wii Fit that I got her for Christmas and she promised to try regularly .
×
×
  • Create New...