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  1. Oooooo. Scary..... Riiiight.

    One (1) pasty white Don Post Studio's "Michael Meyers" mask (with the theme from "Halloween" playing in the background.) One (1) set blue coveralls. One (1) very large, VERY real butcher's knife, black handle, steel rivets set within that handle. One (1) fog machine. Speakers hidden on the front yard, bellowing the following song. Shoot off a blast of the fake fog, walk slowly, menacingly through the for. Everyone looks at you. Stop. Pick out someone that looks terrified. Stare at them. Cock your head to the left ever so slightly. Begin to walk toward them, they'll back up, and fast....

    The Man Behind The Mask

    Alice Cooper

    And you're parked alone

    On a summer night

    You're deep in love

    But you're deeper in the woods

    You think you're doin' alright

    Did you hear that voice

    Did you see that face

    Or was it just a dream

    This can't be real

    That only happens, babe

    On the movie screen

    Oh, but he's back

    He's the man behind the mask

    And he's out of control

    He's back

    The man behind the mask

    And he crawled out of his hole

    You're swimmin' with your girl

    Out on lovers' lake

    And the wind blows cold

    It chills your bones

    But you're still on the make

    That's a bad mistake

    But the moon was full

    And you had a chance

    To be all alone

    But you're not alone

    This is your last dance

    And your last romance

    Yeah, cause he's back

    He's the man behind the mask

    And he's out of control

    He's back

    The man behind the mask

    And he crawled out of his hole

    Oh, if you see him comin'

    Get away if you can

    Just keep on runnin'

    Run as fast as you can

    He's a dangerous, dangerous man

    And he's out tonight

    And he's watchin' you

    And he knows your house

    No, don't turn out the lights

    Yeah, cause he's back

    He's the man behind the mask

    And he's out of control

    He's back

    The man behind the mask

    And he's after your soul

    He's back

    He's the man behind the mask

    And he's out of control

    He's back

    The man behind the mask

    And he's after your soul

    He's back

    He's the man behind the mask

    And he's out of control

    He's back

    The man behind the mask

    And he's after your soul"

    You can pick this apart all you want. Tell you what? It works.

  2. I am so sorry guys. Truly and honestly..... I have been so wrapped up in this Halloween thing, I have let some important facets of my life slide a bit... In my own defense, I have checked in frequently just to make sure things were on the up 'n up. I'll be glad when the Halloween thing is done, and put away.

    So, to all my good friends, Hello, and much affection to you all.

    Kenny.

  3. I do a front yard Hallowen display. We usually raise funds for the local Children's burn unit, and everyone has a load of fun. Every year I try to add something to the display, and this year's addition is going to pop some minds. I've built a full sized coffin. This bugger weighs over 350 pounds, lined with 4" foam rubber under blood red satin. I'll be installing a fog machine underneath, and a friend gave me a couple of pretty good speakers. I am open for ideas as to what to put in there, I am dancing with the idea of making myself up as a well rotted corpse, but it's still up in the air. I have no way of posing a photo of the finished product, but if you'd like a look at it, drop me a note, and I'll send it off.

    Ken.

  4. The hell with mourning. Celebrate the man and the band that showed everyone that simplicity is beauty. Concrete block guitar, zero solos, no frills. And that shouted "One-Two-Three-Four!". Pay tribute to the fallen members by playing this music to the kids and showing them that Britney is what Corporate Rock is feeding us. That Christina is poisoning the musical pool. The Ramones wrote and played 2-1/2 minute songs. It should stand to reason that you can bring the speakers out and get one side of Rocket To Russia played long before the cops show up, and piss the neighbors off exquisitely.

    Don your leather jacket, busted kneehole jeans, raise your fist, and salute Johnny properly.

    "Hey Ho, Let's Go!"

    Ken.

  5. Check out the guitarist "Ry Cooder" for haunting blues. If you are interested in hearing where Angus got his raw bluesy sounds, listen to Dick Dale, "Front Porch Blues". If you are interested in how the blues came to be, one of the earliest recorded blues was by a man known as Robert Johnson. If you fed Robert Johnson some amphetamines and put him on steroids, you'd have Angus. That 3-chord blues progression has travelled time quite well. Little Milton's "The Blues Is Alright" is a great blues song. Muddy Waters "Nine Below Zero" is far too cool not to listen to, as well as "Mannish Boy" . I'd suggest John Lee Hooker's "Boom Boom", as well as Howlin' Wolf's "Little Red Rooster". Also from Robert Johnson, "Dust My Broom" is really good. Blues is something I have been listening to for a long long time. I am no expert, but I know what I like.

    Ken.

  6. The end of Kiss' 'Deuce', where Ace lets it out, full throttle. Everyone makes jokes about Kiss, but unless you can make it burn like that, then maybe silence is your best friend. I get really weary of people knocking them. A bunch of the younger guys at work rip on me for liking them Iin a friendly way) frequently. I brought in the "Alive II" album and opened it up to the gatefold.

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    Can your favorite band do that? ? No? Then perhaps you may want to go away now...

    Ken.

  7. Jeeze.... No one has included this yet?

    I?m a rolling thunder, a pouring rain

    I?m comin? on like a hurricane

    White lightning flashing, across the sky

    You?re only young, but you?re gonna die

    Ahhhh, won?t take no prisoners, won?t spare no lives

    Nobody?s putting up a fight

    I got the bell, I?m gonna take you to hell

    I?m gonna get you, satan get you

    Hell?s bells

    Yeah, hell?s bells

    You got me ringing hell?s bells

    My temperature?s high, hell?s bells

    I?ll give you black sensations up and down your spine

    If you?re into evil you?re a friend of mine

    See the white light flashing as I split the night

    ?cause if good?s on the left, then I?m stickin? to the right

    I won?t take no prisoners, won?t spare no lives

    Nobody?s puttin? up a fight

    I got the bell, I?m gonna take you to hell

    I?m gonna get you, satan get you

    Hell?s bells

    Yeah, hell?s bells

    You got me ringing hell?s bells

    My temperature?s high, hell?s bells

    Yeow

    Hell?s bells, satan?s callin' to you

    Hell?s bells, he?s ringing them now

    Hell?s bells, the temperature?s high

    Hell?s bells, across the sky

    Hell?s bells, they?re takin? you down

    Hell?s bells, they?re draggin? you around

    Hell?s bells, gonna split the night

    Hell?s bells, there?s no way to fight, yeah

    Ow, ow, ow, ow

    Hell?s bells

  8. Steins Clown White, Mehron's liquid black, and a good applicating brush. kiss12.jpg Ask your local theatrical place for a good setting powder. This is applied with a triangular sponge after the make up is in place, and keeps it in place. Apply the outlines of the black first, everything is symmetrical. Then add the white, edging it up to the black outlines. Then fill in the black areas.

    Hope this helps,

    Ken.

  9. I remember the Foo Fighters "Monkey Wrench". I bought it and was appalled there wasn't a thank-you on the album to the Ramones. That song was clearly a direct Ramones rip off. Be that as it may, my son was 4, maybe 5. Kids say, and sing what they hear. And there was Korey, "Don't wanna be your lucky friend....."

    And the most memorable musical event of the 1990's, was the 1996 reunion of the most powerful rock band on earth, :rockon: Kiss. :rockon:

    Ken.

  10. I have Ace Frehley's guitar pick from when he and Peter were doing the "Bad Boy's of Rock" club tour. They were both so drunk that by the time it came for autographs, they were incoherent. Not exactly what I had imagined the meeting would go like whan I was a child. And up close and personal, without makeup, he had a face like a chewed boot...

    Ah well, It was still nice to have met him. I know he doesn't remember it...

    Ken.

  11. Gene Simmons is not interested in a makeover. Gene is interested in keeping his face in the media. Gene is so homophobic, it isn't funny.

    Someone should remind him his primary talent is that he is a bassist.

    Ken.

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