08-04-12 06:41 AM - Post#676735    

Hi guys...It's that time of year again...we will be bringing our residents camping in late September....Last year we did the "Grease" skit and it was a big hit!...This year we have a "Country" theme...Was thinking about a HeeHaw routine.....Having a couple of the guys sing that "Where Oh Where Are Tonight" song and then maybe have them tell a few jokes....Do you know of any "one liner" jokes they could do?.....

Oh and if you have any other ideas for a skit, please post them here...thanks!

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08-09-12 04:04 PM - Post#676997    

    In response to _Laurie_

Can you do the Neil Young version of "Oh Susana"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19j2xMAPX0s

I'm picturing some kind of bit where the campers are standing in a semicircle with jug band instruments, then one by one, they come out and tell a joke. When they retreat, everyone sings the chorus. Campy, yes, but this is camp.

08-09-12 04:31 PM - Post#677003    

    In response to Carl

Thanks Carl!

Now I need some jokes!

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08-09-12 04:36 PM - Post#677004    

    In response to _Laurie_

How many hillbillies does it take to fill a bathtub?
(I dunno, how many?)
It depends on the size of the ones you're usin'!!

Heaven: where you can listen to your favorite tunes forever without distractions.

08-13-12 01:17 PM - Post#677152    

    In response to _Laurie_

Most important...will you dress up as a Hee-Haw Honey..if so, pictures please. And now...


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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!

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A stick!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

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Quattro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"
SANKA!

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08-13-12 07:40 PM - Post#677163    

    In response to RonJonSurfer

Thanks Ron!....those are perfect!....and as for dressing up, well I'm going to see if I can get my guys to do it....if not, I guess I'll have to fill in...

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10-01-12 09:22 AM - Post#679398    

    In response to _Laurie_

I only had to work one night at camp...The night I worked they had a dance....I left instructions for the staff on the Hee Haw Skit and it went great!.....thanks for the jokes Ron, I heard the residents really liked them alot!

I remember finding out about you Every day my mind is all around you

10-03-12 04:48 PM - Post#679539    

    In response to _Laurie_

Is there video of this skit on YouTube Laurie? Let's take it viral.

10-03-12 06:23 PM - Post#679547    

    In response to Carl

LOL I would love to post it Carl!..but due to the privacy policy with our company I can't post the video of our residents.....

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