Biting into a glass at an engagement ceremony when I was around one or two years old. I stole the bride-to-be's thunder because suddenly everyone was panicking and making me open my mouth and trying to brush the glass out and I had no idea what the fuss was about. The bride was wearing green.
Your first word
I want to take you out
I'll come find you tomorrow
I was fired from class due to "mauvaise conduite" : I rolled on the floor while the teacher told us about Humpty Dumpty... it was my own impersonation of the character but they didn't understand it... I was three years old.
I was probably too young to remember but the first time when i got in a large amount of trouble was in year seven when i wagged school to go to this protest about apec and i got on tv and in the newspapers.haha