John Hiatt sang:
"And when your back's against the wall
Just turn around and you, you will see
I will catch you, I will catch your fall."
If your back is against a wall, and you turn around, you will see a wall.
The Who sang:
"The simple things you see
are all complicated;
I look pretty young,
but I'm just backdated."
If you want to pose younger than you are, you should be postdated, I'd say.
Any other examples of non-logical lyrics?